What did we learn today: Nov. 4

Its the Election Day and that can mean only one thing, food, food and votes. Here are some of things that we learned today:

• I learned that we will all have a new president and a new waste line after tonight is over.
  
• I learned that some co-workers are never allowed to pick online videos again.
  
• I learned that our company is a non-profit.
  
• I learned that even the captain of the chess team can talk the prom queen into bed.
• I learned I need sleep.