What did we learn today: Nov. 10

The weekend is over and were are getting back to the learning:

• I learned that I'm very predictable.
• I learned today i kinda sorta hate my life.
• I have now learned that you should not jump up and down while watching a presidential victory speech, lest you go into labor
  

A new feature that we have started is stupidest comment of the day on any story out there.

• and to all you vegetarians out there, for every animal you don't eat, I eat 3.