What did we learn today: The Black Tuesday edition

Special edition of What did we learn today. Its been a bad day at the home office, here are a couple of things that we learned:

• In times like this, i think we need to turn to the wise words of Wilson Phillips who sing a song that urges us to hold on for one more day.
• I learned that ET on Barnegat is hiring.
• "Gannett exists so there will be newspapers to read in hell."
• "In Gannett, no one can hear you scream.