What did we learn today: Oct. 28

Stressful day, here are some of the things that we learned:

• I learned that I work with Tom Cruise from Cocktail and never knew it.
  
• I learned that we are all screwed.
  
• I learned that illegals are taking all of the local prostitution jobs.
  
• I learned that my fancy journalism degree is worth nothing, but an email.
• I learned my cubicle mate can't make it through an 8 hour work day without a nap.

That is it from today, be back tomorrow with more knowledge.