What did we learn today: Oct. 28

We are always learning. Here are some of the things that we learned today:

• We learned that we work in the wild kingdom
• We learned that large people have larger nightclubs.
  
• In the book, Dorothy had silver slippers, not ruby.
  

What did we learn today: Oct. 27

Back and learning again.

Here are a couple of things that we learned today:

• I did not know that Dave Matthews endorsed local municipal candidates.
  
• I learned that "Droopy Skin'' can be used to describe a bank robbery suspect, who knew.

What did we learn today: Oct. 20

Learning is the key to life and here is what we learned:

• I learned that we're trying to reposition everything.
  
• I learned that when the beaches wash away the mayors get sad.
• I learned that we all have to feed the beast.
  

What we learn today: Oct. 13

While I'm vacation it does not mean that I can not learn.

Here are some of the things that I learned at home and others learned while still working away:

• I learned that a staycation equals a list of chores from wifey.

What did we learn today: Oct. 9

Another day another bunch of things that we learned:

• Nobel Prize committee awards its 1st 'participation' trophy, from Glenn Beck.
• I learned that the president winning the Nobel Peace Prize is cause for celebration not because it happened, but because it will make his detractors very upset
• I learned today the alternative to Sonic is not that bad.
  

We're back

After being gone for a while, we are back, with less staff, and more terrible ideas. Here is what we learned today:

• Old people start a lot of fires.
• Crazy people should go to live with the sisters in a convent.
  
• That more people = more funny.
• A moon bombing tomorrow what could be better. Answer: TWO moon bombings??
• The greatest generation is a bunch of pyromaniacs.
  

What did we learn today: The Black Tuesday edition

Special edition of What did we learn today. Its been a bad day at the home office, here are a couple of things that we learned:

• In times like this, i think we need to turn to the wise words of Wilson Phillips who sing a song that urges us to hold on for one more day.
• I learned that ET on Barnegat is hiring.
• "Gannett exists so there will be newspapers to read in hell."
• "In Gannett, no one can hear you scream.